Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
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I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
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He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
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She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
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A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. For support rather than illumination.
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