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A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
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Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they will then be powerless to vex your mind.
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I don't design clothes, I design dreams.
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A good intention clothes itself with power.
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Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned So he that goeth in to his neighbor's wife whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent.
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Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
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I like neither new clothes nor new kinds of food.
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On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half the clothes and twice the money.
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Clothes do not merely make the man…clothes are the man.
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My girlfriend was so fat her clothes were made by Omar the tent maker.
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I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
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She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.
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Art may make a suit of clothes but nature must produce a man.
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Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
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To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world for people to do. They'd rather take their clothes off.
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Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with a little bit of angelshine about them, and though it wears thin sometimes there is always enough left to lasso your heart-even when they are sitting in the mud, or crying temperamental tears, or parading up the street in mother's best clothes.
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There is an atmosphere of well-sounding oratory that likes to attach itself to dress clothes. Away with it
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If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies.
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In your clothes avoid too much gaudiness do not value yourself upon an embroidered gown and remember that a reasonable word, or an obliging look, will gain you more respect than all your fine trappings.
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What is it about possessing things Why do we feel the need to own what we love, and why do we become jerks when we do We've all been there you want something, to possess it. By possessing something you lose it. You finally win the girl of your dreams, the first thing you do is change her. The little things she does with her hair, the way she wears her clothes or the way she chews her gum. Pretty soon what you like, what you changed, what you don't like, blends together like a watercolor in the rain.
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Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
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However mean your life is, meet it and live it do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
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