The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
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I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is time.
Coffee, tea, monster... coffee, tea, monster... Dot Warner
Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Is there life before coffee?
I'll settle for a cup of coffee..but YOU know what I really need.
The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny.
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.
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What do you mean 'I burnt the oatmeal'? That's COFFEE
Bother! said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.
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...high on coffee and rather sticky. Mutant Raccoon
There are three intolerable things in life cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
Coffee table? Purchased with the souls of young girls. Servo
This guy makes coffee nervous. Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Roider
This is... excuse my language... damn good coffee. Cooper