America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
(On bizarre Conspiracy Theories) - Countries are actually closer than you think.. Pilots just fly aeroplanes around longer to make you THINK they're far away - There are tiny cameras in ham.. They're called 'Hameras
Why should we be closer to the Soviets? Because the Americans have challenged us. America is involved in a conspiracy, primarily because of its policy toward Israel. In our view, whoever is against the Americans stands with us. The enemy of your enemy is your friend.
There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'.
I deeply resent the way this administration makes me feel like a nutbar conspiracy theorist.
Of course, if you assume a big enough conspiracy, you can explain anything, including the cosmos itself.
Conspiracy is just another name for coalition.