A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind. Might as well give up he is your captor, your jailer, your boss and your master a freckled faced, pint sized, cat chasing bundle of noise. But when you come home at night with only the shattered pieces of your hopes and dreams, he can mend them like new with two magic words Hi, Dad
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
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My dad has always taught me these words: care and share. That's why we put on clinics. The only thing I can do is try to give back. If it works, it works.
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My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government he promised Dad he'd go straight.
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Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things.
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A sweet thing, for whatever time, to revisit in dreams the dear dad we have lost.
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Charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass
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Dad, I really want to become an actor, but if this is what it's all about, I don't want to do it.
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
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My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.
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The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collar bone and incredible contusions - It wasn't Jezebels fault Dad
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Children desperately need to know - and to hear in ways they understand and remember - that they're loved and valued by mom and dad
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Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.
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My dad taught me to switch-hit. He and my grandfather, who was left-handed, pitched to me everyday after school in the back yard. I batted lefty against my dad and righty against my granddad.
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Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad
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Any man can be a father, but it takes a special person to be a dad
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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, You're tearing up the grass; We're not raising grass, Dad would reply. We're raising boys;
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My dad's probably one of the kindest people in the world. When I was younger that's not how I was- I was a little spoiled brat.
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And my dad, you're a great actor but you're a better father.
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I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'. But I wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote 'I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lot of sh*t you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator.' I know this letter took a harsh turn right away.
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Whatever I did would be something they'd already done. I mean, my Dad would welcome it if I got a nose ring.
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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Mum and dad were very much friends, and up to life. There was no anxiety for anything when I was growing up, they just taught me to be me.
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