He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced
Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.
I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you
When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault on the heart, it takes years to amend all the habits and attitudes that led up to it.
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
The divorced person is like a man with a black patch over one eye: He looks rather dashing but the fact is that he has been through a maiming experience.
The first divorce in the world may have been a tragedy, but the hundred-millionth is not necessarily one.
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money