Some doctors have all the luck. Kirk
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The doctors have discharged me, said Tom impatiently.
Please, Sir Knight.. We *are* doctors.
Are you doctors? Only when the moon is full. Hawkeye
They're doctors! Uh, they've had a basic medical training, yes.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
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Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing
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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
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God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
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Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
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Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is
No one becomes a good doctor before he fills a churchyard
Time is generally the best doctor.
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
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