It's not doctors; It's *YOU*, Julian O'Brian
Some doctors have all the luck. Kirk
The doctors have discharged me, said Tom impatiently.
Please, Sir Knight.. We *are* doctors.
Are you doctors? Only when the moon is full. Hawkeye
They're doctors! Uh, they've had a basic medical training, yes.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is
No one becomes a good doctor before he fills a churchyard
Time is generally the best doctor.