My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
I don't dawdle. I'm a surgeon. I make an incision, do what needs to be done and sew up the wound. There is a beginning, a middle and an end.
Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
Doctor Johnson was very angry with a gentleman at our house once, I well remember, for not being better company; and urged that he had travelled into Bohemia, and seen Prague: Surely, added he, the man who has seen Prague might tell us something
Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn't have any procedures.
Nature is better than a middling doctor.
Many doctors pay their grocery bill with the money of folks who have eaten too much
Being a doctor has taught me a lot about directing. You're doing the same thing: You're reconstructing the manifold of behavior to the point where an audience says, yes, that's exactly like people I know.
As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, a physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid
The more things doctors are able to do, the more likely that at least a few doctors won't do them. And the result will be more people suing for negligence.
We believe that doctors have the same concerns as their patients and will share in all the sacrifices that are necessary to keep the economy strong.
The mistakes made by doctors are innumerable. They err habitually on the side of optimism as to treatment, of pessimism as to the outcome.
If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; but if he kills, the earth hides it
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.