I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
dog pretty
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
book dark friend dog read inside
Thick around Thunders the sport of those, who with the gun And dog, impatient bounding at the shot, Worse than the season desolate the fields.
dog winter gun desolate sport shot worse
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper 4 times 3 while I was reading it
reading night times dog paper
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
man good communication dog
Wisdom is a variable possession. Every man is wise when pursued by a mad dog, fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
life wisdom man wise mad woman survive possession dog
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
internet dog
Who loves me will love my dog also.
dog dogs love
By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a noble animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified re
dog dogs noble cat animal cruel slave
The dog that fetches will also carry. (Translation If someone reveals another's secrets to you, the same person will reveal your secrets to the world.)
secrets world person dog translation
We know that this mad dog of the Middle East has a goal of a world revolution. (On Muammar Qaddafi of Libya)
revolution world mad goal dog
The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
children dog god
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
funny friend dog washington
We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
chance life dog made planet
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
earth dog love thing
A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
lying learn loyalty times dog importance obedience boy
A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedence, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
lying learn loyalty times dog importance boy
My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alkaseltzer.
funny humor wife dog worst
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.. On the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
funny humor people walking day dog afraid
Beware of the man who does not talk, and the dog that does not bark.
politics man dog talk
In modern war.. You will die like a dog for no good reason.
technology war reason good dog die modern
What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!
funny humor dog favorite
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
funny humor dog call egypt
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips. Yet she won't drink from my glass!
funny humor glass wife dog drink kisses lips married
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
funny humor dog
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