Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York, And all the clouds that loured upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths, Our bruised arms hung up for monuments, Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings, Our dreadful marches to delightful measures. Grim visaged war hath smoothed his wrinkled front And now, instead of mounting barbed steeds To fright the souls of fearful adversaries, He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber To the lascivious pleasing of a lute. But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks, Nor made to court an amorous looking glass I, that am rudely stamped, and want love's majesty To strut before a wanton ambling nymph I, that am curtailed of this fair proportion, Cheated of feature by dissembling nature, Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time Into this breathing world, scarce half made up, And that so lamely and unfashionable That dogs bark at me as I halt by them, Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace, Have no delight to pass away the time, Unless to spy my shadow in the sun.
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Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
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Who loves me will love my dog also.
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A proverb in the time of Saint Bernard
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By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a noble animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified re
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The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
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Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
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The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
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Throw physic to the dogs, I'll none of it.
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The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
Those that lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.
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The moon is not shamed by the barking of dogs.
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If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
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And there began a lang digression About the lords o' the creation.
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
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If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for to bite when he feels like it (On military preparedness)
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Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
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And C?sar's spirit, ranging for revenge, With At? By his side, come hot from hell, Shall in these confines, with a monarch's voice, Cry Havock, and let slip the dogs of war.
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Ay, in the catalogue ye go for men; As hounds, and greyhounds, mongrels, spaniels, curs, Shoughs, water rugs, and demi wolves, are 'clept All by the name of dogs.
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it
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My sex life is terrible, my wife put a mirror over the dogs bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.
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