Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for to bite when he feels like it (On military preparedness)
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat so much.
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
And C?sar's spirit, ranging for revenge, With At?? by his side, come hot from hell, Shall in these confines, with a monarch's voice, Cry Havock, and let slip the dogs of war.
Ay, in the catalogue ye go for men; As hounds, and greyhounds, mongrels, spaniels, curs, Shoughs, water rugs, and demi wolves, are 'clept All by the name of dogs.
People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just a big field full of holes
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it
My sex life is terrible, my wife put a mirror over the dogs bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.
Here's a large mouth, indeed, That spits forth death, and mountains, rocks, and seas; Talks as familiarly of roaring lions, As maids of thirteen do of puppy dogs.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
The healthy huntsman, with a cheerful horn, Summons the dogs and greets the dappled Morn. The jocund thunder wakes the enliven'd hounds, They rouse from sleep, and answer sounds for sounds.