It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it
My sex life is terrible, my wife put a mirror over the dogs bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.
Here's a large mouth, indeed, That spits forth death, and mountains, rocks, and seas; Talks as familiarly of roaring lions, As maids of thirteen do of puppy dogs.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
The healthy huntsman, with a cheerful horn, Summons the dogs and greets the dappled Morn. The jocund thunder wakes the enliven'd hounds, They rouse from sleep, and answer sounds for sounds.
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair. But when dogs shame the gray head and gray chin and nakedness of an old man killed, it is the most piteous thing that happens among wretched mortals.
Dogs like us, we ain't such dogs as we think we are. Ernest Borgnine
Get your hot dogs! Ice cold hot dogs! Dot Warner
The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.
Life.....is a series of dogs.
Rap is to music what Hot Dogs are to Cuisine.
Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Cowardly dogs bark loudest.
have you ever wondered why dogs smell each other in the
Beware of barking dogs that bite.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Ahh!! They're dogs!! and...they're playing POKER!!
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Dogs crawl under Gates, software under Windows.