Beware of barking dogs that bite.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Ahh!! They're dogs!! and...they're playing POKER!!
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Dogs crawl under Gates, software under Windows.
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Delivered by Electronic Sled Dogs.....Woof!
'CRY HAVOC!', and let slip the dogs of war! Julias Ceasar
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.