From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas
A dog with two homes is never any good
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from the fact that any liberally educated dog does, in a general way, prefer a woman to a man
Scratch first, itch later.
A hungry dog hunts best
Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs.<br/>Not my fault.
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.
A stranger in town is like a white dog, he gets noticed immedeatly
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
A bicycle does get you there and more And there is always the thin edge of danger to keep you alert and comfortably apprehensive. Dogs become dogs again and snap at your raincoat; potholes become personal. And getting there is all the fun.
Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of meat as readily as a large, when both are before him.
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer
Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery
The thing I like most about dogs is their absolute belief in their own innocence, even when they've been caught redhanded. No matter what they've been doing, every bad dog bears the same look when scolded: What?
An earthly dog of the carriage breed; Who, having failed of the modern speed, Now asked asylum and I was stirred To be the one so dog-preferred