May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.
Drunkenness was in good repute in England till Bloody Mary frowned upon it; it remained popular in Germany. The French drank more stably, not being quite so cold.
If you can't solve their problems with therapy, solve them with drinking
A drink a day keeps the shrink away
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Too much work and too much energy kill a man just as effectively as too much assorted vice or too much drink
The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality
Arresting a single drunk or a single vagrant who has harmed no identifiable person seems unjust, and in a sense it is. But failing to do anything about a score of drunks or a hundred vagrants may destroy an entire community.
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it.
Eat - well is drink - well's brother
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.