You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
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Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
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Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
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There are people who read too much: bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on whiskey or religion. They wander through this most diverting and stimulating of worlds in a haze, seeing nothing and hearing nothing
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Ricky Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later.
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You have played enough you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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The Great Spirit, who made all things, made every thing for some use, and whatever use he designed anything for, that use it should always be put to. Now, when he made rum, he said 'Let this be for the Indians to get drunk with,' and it must be so.
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With true friends.. Even water drunk together is sweet enough.
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.
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Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
Pubs make you as drunk as they can as soon as they can, and turn nasty when they succeed.
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The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.
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Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: Now bring on that damn cat!
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Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are sunk - The hopes of all men and of every nation
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
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My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
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The eloquent man is he who is no eloquent speaker, but who is inwardly drunk with a certain belief
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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
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College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
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My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.
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Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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