I looked out my apartment window, and I saw a bird wearingsneakers and a button saying, I ain't flying no where. Isaid, What's your problem buddy? He said, I'm sick of thisstuff winter here, summer there, winter here, summer there.I don't know who thought this stuff up, but it certainly wasn'ta bird. I said, Well, I was just making breakfast, come onin. Want some eggs? Sorry.
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It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
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With books and money plac'd for show Like nest eggs to make clients lay, And for his false opinion pay.
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The great political tugs of the past 35 years have concerned the distribution of the golden eggs. In the 1980's and 1990's we must focus on the health of the goose.
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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with eggs during a walkabout on New Zealand visit)
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It is the part of a wise man to keep himself to-day for to-morrow, and not to venture all his eggs in one basket.
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If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
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Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
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Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and watch that basket.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak she gave me a younger brother named Russel, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now.
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If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself.
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If you've broken the eggs, you should make the omelette.
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Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
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Faith is putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch.
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As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
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When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day
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Eggs have no business dancing with stones
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No man can eat fifty eggs.
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Columbus's eggs lie around by the hundreds of thousands, but Columbuses are met with less frequency.
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Love and eggs are best when they are fresh
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You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs
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I'm not involved in sport, I'm committed. Do you know the difference? Think of eggs and ham! The chicken is involved but the pig is committed!
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