I'd rather be single, happy, and lonely sometimes than married, lonely, and happy sometimes.
TO:firstname.lastname@example.org: Something's wrong! The house is shaking!TO:email@example.com: Well can you turn down the volume on Star Trek:Voyager? I thought we were having an earthquake when the Enterprise hit Warp speed. Why did you let me sleep until nearly one?
Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.
Amen' is like the Send button on an email.