Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.
Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football is a metaphor for America's sinfulness.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers
I suppose it's natural that people talk about the coincidences with Pele's career. But before everyone gets carried away let's see if I have anything like the talent, shall we?
Football Is an honest game. It's true to life . It's a game about sharing. Football is a team game. So is life.
Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up
I don't know any other way to lead but by example.
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
Football linemen are motivated by a more complicated, self- determining series of factors than the simple fear of humiliation in the public gaze, which is the emotion that galvanizes the backs and receivers
When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
I don't consider myself as the best player in the world. I'm not obsessed with individual titles. I'm much more interested in being part of a team which wins trophies.
We are inclined to think that if we watch a football game or a baseball game, we have taken part in it
They say Football's a matter of life and death - but it's more important than that
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
Sectional football games have the glory and the despair of war, and when a Texas team takes the field against a foreign state, it is an army with banners.
''It is not just a simple game, it is a weapon of the revolution.''
A professional football team warms up grimly and disparately, like an army on maneuvers: the ground troops here, the tanks there, the artillery and air force over there.
Football, wherein is nothing but beastly fury, and extreme violence, whereof proceedeth hurt, and consequently rancour and malice do remain with them that be wounded
If two hitherto rival football teams, under the influence of brotherly love, decided to co-operate in placing the football first beyond one goal and then beyond the other, no one's happiness would be increased