I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friendswent to the funeral in one car.
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A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
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Thrift, thrift, Horatio! The funeral baked meats Did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.
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Marriage. It's a hard term to define. Especially for meI've ducked it like root canal. Still there's no denying the fact that marriage ranks right up there with birth and death as one of the three biggies in the human safari. It's the only one though that we'll celebrate with a conscious awareness. Very few of you remember your arrival and even fewer of you will attend your own funeral.
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My friends and my road-fellows, pity the nation that is full of beliefs and empty of religion. Pity the nation that wears a cloth it does not weave, eats a bread it does not harvest, and drinks a wine that flows not from its own winepress. Pity the nation that acclaims the bully as hero, and that deems the glittering conqueror bountiful. Pity the nation that raises not its voice save when it walks in a funeral, boasts not except among its ruins, and will rebel not save when its neck is laid between the sword and the block. Pity the nation whose statesman is a fox, whose philosopher is a juggler, and whose art is the art of patching and mimicking. Pity the nation that welcomes its new ruler with trumpetings, and farewells him with hootings, only to welcome another with trumpetings again. Pity the nation divided into fragments, each fragment deeming itself a nation.
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We see but dimly through the mists and vapors Amid these earthly damps What seem to us but sad, funeral tapers May be heaven's distant lamps.
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From seeds of his body blossomed the flower that liberated a people and touched the soul of a nation. (Funeral oration for Martin Luther King, Sr.)
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Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.
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Art is long, and Time is fleeting, And our hearts, though stout and brave, Still, like muffled drums, are beating Funeral marches to the grave
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If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral
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The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral.
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Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men
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It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral
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Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
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When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung
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In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death
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Funeral by funeral, theory advances
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He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.
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The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.
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