If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?
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With a philosophy education, one can infuriate his peers, intimidate his date, think of obscure, unreliable ways to make money, and never regret a thing.
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Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?
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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.
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The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it.
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I imagine that the intelligent people are the ones so intelligent that they don't even need or want to look 'intelligent' anymore.
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He who laughs last.. Just didn't get the joke.
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Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
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The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
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Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
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In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.
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I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one.
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To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told.. And have a sense of humor doing it.
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I claim neither liberalism nor conservatism - one tends to be airheaded while the other tends to be brickheaded.
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A rebel adult often seems like a glorious savior, whereas a rebel child often seems like a little devil.
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When you're the only sane person, you look like the only insane person.
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Everything at some point has been declared the root of all evil.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
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If I were to vote, I would intentionally vote for the goofiest candidate. It is my theory that when the people can outwit the leader, the more respected their voices will be.
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I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl.. Because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
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Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
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She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
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His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore.
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It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.
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