I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals.
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He would have been half-hanged, taken down alive, castrated, his genitals stuffed in his mouth, his stomach slit open, and his intestines taken out and burnt, and his carcase chopped into four quarters.
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