It is your typical love story: Guy meets girl, guy falls in love with girl, guy changes the underlying social order..
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There's a girl out there for you, Mike. She's with another guy, but she's out there.
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Ferris Cameron has never been in love at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end all, be all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
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A girl phoned me and said.. Come on over there's nobody home. I went over.. Nobody was home!
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A girl phoned me the other day and said, Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over, nobody was home.
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A girl phoned me and said, Come on over there's nobody home, I went over nobody was home
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
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Jack You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you
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Oh, FREEDOM! Thou art not, as poets dream, A fair young girl, with light and delicate limbs, And wavy tresses gushing from the cap With which the Roman master crowned his slave When he took off the gyves. A bearded man, Armed to the teeth, art thou; one m
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A girl becomes a wife with her eyes wide open. She knows that those sweetest words, 'I take thee to be my wedded husband,' really mean, 'I promise thee to cook three meals a day for 60 years thee will I clean up after thee will I talk to even when thou art not listening thee will I worry about, cry over and take all manner of hurts from.'
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Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row.
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Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
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A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an old maid, charity.
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I knew a girl that was so ugly that.. Her mother ripped in two when she had her.
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There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead; And when she was good, She was very, very good But when she was bad she was horrid.
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said.. Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? She said. No.I hate myself now.
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After making love to this girl she started crying, I said Are you going to hate yourself in the morning, No I hate myself now
A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
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The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: It's a girl.
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Trees can smile in light at the sinking sun Just as the storm comes, as a girl would look On a departing lover most serene.
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Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does.
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I knew a girl that was so ugly that.. They use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
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I knew a girl that was so ugly that.. The last time I saw a mouth like hers it had a hook on the end of it.
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I knew a girl that was so ugly that.. She was known as a two bagger. That's when a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks
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I knew a girl that was so ugly that.. She uses a septic tank for a toilet.
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