Quotes on girlfriend

On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.

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This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep.

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Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?

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I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

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What I love about being queer is... Everything. I like that it makes me different, and I like that it makes people uncomfortable sometimes. I like that it makes people ask me lots of questions about things they probably would not normally ask people about their relationships or lifestyles. And most of all I love being queer because i get to have a girlfriend.

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They call her love, love, love, love, love. She is love, and she is all I need.

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I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.?

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It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart.

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If you've treated your girlfriend without respect, taken advantage of her, or cheated on her, your actions have taught her that she has no value. Needless to say, this is a serious, serious injury. If you don't try to make it right, she might start to believe the lie you've told her and spend the rest of her life thinking she deserves poor treatment.

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Won't you be my girlfriend I'll treat you goodI know you hear your friends when they say you should 'Cause if you were my girlfriend I'd be your shining star The one to show you where you are

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