On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.
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This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep.
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When you have a Thai girlfriend you never lose her - you just sometimes lose your place in the queue
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When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.
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Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?
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My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite.?
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I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.
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I learned that love can end in one night, that great friends can become great strangers, that strangers can become best friends, that we never finish to know and understand someone completely, that the never ever again will happen again and that forever always ends, that the one that wants it can, will achieve it and get it, that the one that risks it never looses anything, that physique, figure and beauty attracts but personality makes one fall in love.
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What I love about being queer is.. Everything. I like that it makes me different, and I like that it makes people uncomfortable sometimes. I like that it makes people ask me lots of questions about things they probably would not normally ask people about their relationships or lifestyles. And most of all I love being queer because i get to have a girlfriend.
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They call her love, love, love, love, love. She is love, and she is all I need.
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He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves, such that they were no longer humans with any souls or characters, but pretty girls with fat asses and nice tits.
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I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.?
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We like the wrong sorts of girls, they wrote. They are usually the ones worth writing about.
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It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart.
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All I'm saying is that you shouldn't stay with him for the wrong reasons, even if they are noble ones. No one owes it to someone else to be their girlfriend. It's a choice you remake every day.
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