Quotes on girlfriend

On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.

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This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep.

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Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?

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I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

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What I love about being queer is.. Everything. I like that it makes me different, and I like that it makes people uncomfortable sometimes. I like that it makes people ask me lots of questions about things they probably would not normally ask people about their relationships or lifestyles. And most of all I love being queer because i get to have a girlfriend.

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They call her love, love, love, love, love. She is love, and she is all I need.

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I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.?

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It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart.

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