Quotes on girlfriend

My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite.?

Jarod Kintz

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Jarod Kintz

On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.

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Jarod Kintz

This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep.

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Warren Olson

When you have a Thai girlfriend you never lose her - you just sometimes lose your place in the queue

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Steve Maraboli

When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.

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Vincent H. O'Neil

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?

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Jarod Kintz

My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite.?

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John Green

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with.

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Tommy Tran

I learned that love can end in one night, that great friends can become great strangers, that strangers can become best friends, that we never finish to know and understand someone completely, that the never ever again will happen again and that forever always ends, that the one that wants it can, will achieve it and get it, that the one that risks it never looses anything, that physique, figure and beauty attracts but personality makes one fall in love.

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Tegan Quin

What I love about being queer is.. Everything. I like that it makes me different, and I like that it makes people uncomfortable sometimes. I like that it makes people ask me lots of questions about things they probably would not normally ask people about their relationships or lifestyles. And most of all I love being queer because i get to have a girlfriend.

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They call her love, love, love, love, love. She is love, and she is all I need.

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Jess C. Scott

He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves, such that they were no longer humans with any souls or characters, but pretty girls with fat asses and nice tits.

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Jarod Kintz

I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.?

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Catherynne M. Valente

We like the wrong sorts of girls, they wrote. They are usually the ones worth writing about.

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Jonathan Anthony Burkett

It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart.

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Aprilynne Pike

All I'm saying is that you shouldn't stay with him for the wrong reasons, even if they are noble ones. No one owes it to someone else to be their girlfriend. It's a choice you remake every day.

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