I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.
Contrary to popular belief, going shopping is really about stopping afterward for cheesecake.
When you forget yesterday and embrace the new vision of what you are to become through the eyes of your best friend, you have found a new sister standing by the open door that was once closed in your heart.
If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them.
The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom or girlfriends present. Without them, the laughing part wouldn't be nearly as fun.
Talk about your negative experiences with the father, with your girlfriends. Not with your children. And bite your tongue when it comes to diminishing, denying, dismissing, name-calling.