It is your typical love story: Guy meets girl, guy falls in love with girl, guy changes the underlying social order..
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There's a girl out there for you, Mike. She's with another guy, but she's out there.
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One day.. As I came home early from work..I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy.. Hey buddy.. Why are you doing that for? He said. Because you came home early.
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One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, Hey buddy... Why are you doing that? He said, Because you came home early.
One day I came home and saw a guy jogging naked, I said Hey buddy why are you doing that, he said cause you came home early.
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Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.
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But more importantly, you've got to play with your heart, with every fiber of your body. If you're lucky enough to find a guy with a lot of head and a lot of heart, he's never going to come off the field second.
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Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages end up in broken dishes and a trip to Tijuana. Is it loneliness Partly. Is it teamwork Definitely. Things just kind of go easier when there's two of you. One of you can wait in line at the movie theater while the other guy parks the car. Get better seats that way. Better room rate when it's a double. Are you ready to file jointly.. Above you is the sun and sky. Below you, the ground. Like the sun, your love should be constant, like the ground, solid.
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An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him ain't listening.
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I'm just an average guy. I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson either.
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Stan Bad guy can't win. It's a morality tale. One way or the other he's gotta go down.
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Frank Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling.. What what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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We might do well to contain our elation at seeing the light at the end of the tunnel until we are certain it is not some guy on a motorcycle coming straight at us.
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You know.. That a blank wall is an apalling thing to look at. The wall of a museum a canvas a piece of film or a guy sitting in front of a typewriter. Then, you start out to do something that vague thing called creation. The beginning strikes awe within you.
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The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
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Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
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Motivation is everything. You can do the work of two people, but you can't be two people. Instead, you have to inspire the next guy down the line and get him to inspire his people.
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All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store.. With a pricing gun.. She said, Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store.
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My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There are a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
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I remember one guy gave her a good piece of his mind. Yeah, it was right after she took a good piece of his leg.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I bought a waterbed and found a guy at the bottom of it.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
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When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
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