Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
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After losing my job, I felt the only options available to me were razors, cyanide, or a shot to the face, until Renaldo, being the good friend that he is, reminded me how to tie a noose.?
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Every relationship is a tug of war, and I hope the scaffold wins.
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It's better to swim in the sea belowThan to swing in the air and feed the crow, Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol.
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If my Valentine you won't be,I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.
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I'm looking forward to the noose. Nothing better than a good hanging.
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He would have been half-hanged, taken down alive, castrated, his genitals stuffed in his mouth, his stomach slit open, and his intestines taken out and burnt, and his carcase chopped into four quarters.
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