Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
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The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.
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You'll stay with me?'Until the very end,' said James.
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I only want power so I can get books.
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This is the power of myth: that we can experience invisible spiritual realities and truths greater than visible, material things in story form.
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To pursue wisdom is to live in such a way that one is prepared to face death when it comes. (247)
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I wish..I wish were dead.. And what use would that be to anyone?
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Killing is not so easy as the innocent believe.
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I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.
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We can't choose our fate, but we can choose others. Be careful in knowing that.
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Hermione was screaming again: the sound went through Harry like physical pain.
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Yeah, this is night Dudders. This is what we call it when it goes all dark like this!*Dudley goes bright red* I mean when you're in bed!Whatdya mean? Am I supposed to be scared of pillows or something?
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I am not forgotten, you know, no, I still receive a very great deal of fan mail... Gladys Gudgeon writes.... I just wish I knew.... He paused, looking faintly puzzled, then beamed again and returned to his signing with renewed vigor. I suspect it is simply my good looks....
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Harry Potter about Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?
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You don't know about Pigfarts because Pigfarts is on Mars!
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You think that killing people will make them like you more, but it doesn't, it just makes them dead.
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Great, tell me when you've defeated Voldemort for me, will you?
I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are.
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His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine, The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.
I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!
Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.'Mum! I can't give a professor !''But you Neville-'James rolled his eyes.'Outside, yeah, but at school he's Professor Longbottom, isn't he? I can't walk into Herbology and give him..
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Get up, you useless lump, get up!
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Fever jumped aside just in time to dodge the shower of urine, and stumbled into the path of a religious procession - celebrants in robes and pointed hats whirling and clapping and chanting the name of some old-world prophet.
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I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for.
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She picked up the book and then walked back past him into the tent, but as she did so, she brushed the top of his head lightly with her hand. He closed his eyes at her touch, and hated himself for wishing that what she said was true: that Dumbledore had really cared.
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