Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts -- queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots.. And all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me.. 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.'.. Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.'.. Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose!.. What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of Behind Blue Eyes by The Who) No one knows what it's like.. To be a dustbin.. In Shafsbry.. With hooligans..' What the HELL are you talkin' about? Hooligans? Roughians? Speak English! It's Crypt, Blood. I mean, I'm sure it's a serious thing, Hooligans, but it just sounds stupid, doesn't it? I picture a bunch of pale guys with pennyloafers and no socks. (to a tune) 'We're the hooligans!' (Sound of knocking dustbin over) 'Come here, you fuckers, come here.' 'Nope! Got-to catch us! If you corner me I might become a scalliwag!'.. It doesn't sound scary at all, does it? They have proper crime there. I'd love to put the hooligans up against the Bloods in LA.. That would be a short gang battle. (To a tune, again) 'We're the hooligans!' (sound of dustbin knocking over)-- (boom boom boom *gunshots*). '.. Huh? Hoola-somethin', I didn't catch it all. Mothafucka danced up to me and patted me on the head. Pale mothafucka, look at that thing.' It wouldn't be a long gang battle. I'm bettin' on the Bloods.
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Laughter is wine for the soul-laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness. The hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living.
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You would think that pot had some kind of power; I mean come on, it's a plant, not a reason for living. Controlled by a plant, how hilarious. A plant! A fucking plant!
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It's a hilarious play. It's the kind of play that makes you laugh out loud.. A lot. It's very physical and very fun for the actors.
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I don't think Dave is going to do anymore,.. We shot about eight shows for the third season and they're hilarious. They'll be released on DVD, I'm sure. But that's it.
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She's very smart. She is pretty sharp. She's really concerned about people. She has a hilarious sense of humor.
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I thought it was hilarious. We've watched games together ever since.
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It's hilarious. We see people go flying. I'm just glad he's on our team.
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He found it hilarious that some of the press - the more one-eyed of the NZ media - were blaming me for the second Test defeat.
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This is a chance for the audience to enjoy great food at a catered event and to see a yet-to-be-written story be made right before them and to also take part. This should be a hilarious evening full of good food and plenty of laughter.
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Her ankle braces have caused her to develop this interesting run where she appears to be punching downward as she runs it's hilarious! During winter camps, when I was in a group with her, I would imitate the 'Kelly run' everywhere we went.
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It's hilarious to watch tapes of ourselves from back then. We were very green -- but very enthusiastic.
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It was an easy decision to make. The show continues to grow creatively, and Jimmy is at the top of his game right now, delivering a hilarious show night after night.
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Britney is one of our great comedians. She has been hilarious
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People will enjoy it. It was written in the 1980s, so it uses everyday language and a contemporary setting. It isn't as heavy as some farces, which speak in flowery verse. There are some hilarious moments and interesting characters.
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It was fantastic. Everyone here who read it thought it was so fresh and lively and funny. You immediately felt so much for this character. The parents were great. They're hilarious. But they're supportive parents. They do misguided things, but they want the best for her. It's a different image of overbearing parents... Here, you see the love there as well.
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
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Politically correct, he's not,.. But he's hilarious. I knew the kids would like it.
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I haven't heard about this, but I think it's just hilarious. However, Minnesota has always been more liberal than conservative.
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They're a really fun family to watch,.. Their stories are funny. Run's wife is a great character. Run is so funny. That's going to be the biggest surprise - Run is hilarious.
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It was so much fun. You spend not more than 0 to build a boat that's powered by the wind. We pull them out into the lake and then the wind pushes them back to shore. It was hilarious.
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You need to come and bring the oxygen tank. It's hilarious and they're going to need all the O2 they can get.
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She was an incredible basketball player, but her truest gifts were her personality and love for the other people that she was with. Her voice, especially her laugh, could be heard for a block, and believe me, she was hilarious.
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It was hilarious. It was so much fun.
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