It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.
And so the merry party began. It was one of those jolly, happy, bread-crumbling parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.
I had one of those ideas I do sometimes get, though admittedly a chump of the premier class.
And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries between a thing and thought,' she said, 'Thank you, I get lost sometimes,' while laying two fingers on his folded arm.
Sei: The Kudzu snacks were so good I had two and a half bowls but seeing you eat 16 and a half bowls was disgusting. I sriously considered killing you.Okita: You're horrible! Besides then I'd bleed Kudzu snacks!Sei: NOO! STOP!!! I CAN SEE IT!! I'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES!!
Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder. Threadless
It was all fun and games until someone else's dick was in your girlfriend's TMJ mouth
Son of a motherfucking, ass-reaming, shit-eating, hell-dodging soulless bitch!
But you have so much in common. You're both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You're male and she's female. What more do you need? Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor.
He even dressed up for you. He only has one stain on his t-shirt.- Rylie Cruz
God help him if any of them ever came true. Why, he'd be a two-headed, three-toed, monkey-nosed, blind son of a cesspit-licking lackey is she had her way.
How much of my fever-induced dream was real? I felt safe assuming that my time as a bee was fiction, as well as a few mythological animals that I swear I'd seen. Then I'd lived on the sun with aliens.
Now that he knew there was the possibility of gay porn in his future he was a happy hamster.