What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
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Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.
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Today I feel like I did tomorrow.
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Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
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If you're too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and every day!
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I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.
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