There's a fine line between fishing, and standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
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The law is [sic] a ass a idiot.
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Bush Sr. Was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. A fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs.
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but I repeat myself.
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Out upon merry Christmas What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer.. If I could work my will,' said Scrooge indignantly, 'every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should
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There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
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Any idiot can face a crisis it's day to day living that wears you out.
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
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I look forward to the day when a mongolian idiot, treated biochemically, becomes a successful geneticist.
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The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing.
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What do you take me for, an idiot
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Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying Nothing.
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To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
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The wise man speaks of what he sees, the idiot of what he hears.
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No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.
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Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
The law is sic a ass - a idiot.
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the Headless Monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.
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No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
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