Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
What can this piece of paper do; imagine?
A mind is like a parachute. If it doesn't open, you're fucked!
With supreme irony, the war to make the world safe for democracy ended by leaving democracy more unsafe in the world than at any time since the collapse of the revolutions of 1848
I have no race prejudice. I think I have no color prejudices or caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. Indeed, I know it. I can stand any society. All that I care to know is that a man is a human being -- that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too
What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.
I am consistently inconsistent.
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment
Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream? mumbled the Senior Wrangler. It is contrary to all sense.
A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke.
Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves
Irony is jesting behind hidden gravity
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
His wit and irony - particularly when he uses them to condemn superstition - are inimitable