My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
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Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you understand it better, but the frog dies in the process.
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My life has been one great big joke A dance that's walked A song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke When I think about myself.
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a fatherinlaw
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it ajoke?
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself.
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
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Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the right punchline.
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Life is God's joke on us. It's our mission to figure out the punchline.
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Housekeeping ain't no joke.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
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Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is such a perfect piece of casting that it's once a fantasy and a joke The joke is how perfect the fantasy is.
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
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There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes the whole universe for a vast practical joke.
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
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Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.
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If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.
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I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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