A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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What the average man wants to get out of his new car is the kids
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
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To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
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Gags die, humor doesn't
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A thing said in jest, is half confessed.
Even the gods love jokes
An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
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A joke is a very serious thing
