People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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When I was there I found their jokes, like their roads - very long and not very good, leading to a little tin point of a spire which has been remorselessly obvious for miles without seeming to get any nearer
Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
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I have been so very, very fortunate in my life. I've met or been in contact with several of my childhood heroes. I've interacted with people all over this planet, and even though I couldn't possibly hope to remember all their names, I remember a photograph, a poem, a sound, a joke, kind words of encouragement. All is not lost.
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What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-- and a child's more imporant than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with both hands.
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Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
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Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man.
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.. The primary paradox that man is superior to all the things around him and yet is at their mercy.
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It will be generally found that the popular joke is not true to the letter, but is true to the spirit. The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.
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A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
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Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.
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