My wife's not too smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. She said, all kids smell that way.
There can never be any excuse for sacrificing our childrens futures to keep corporate tax loopholes and tax giveaways to millionaires. If we cant put our children first, who can we put first? If we cant put our kids first, what does it say about our nation?
<br/>Q: 'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you?<br/>A: 'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'
Every sleepy boy and girl in every bed around the world ~~ Can hear the stars up in the sky whispering a lullaby
The best way to create a genuine responsibility era -- a genuine commitment to families and to the values they reflect -- is to begin with those to whom we owe the greatest responsibility -- those whom we most value -- our kids. Let's not just talk about it -- let's put kids first.
Encourage kids to enjoy running and play in athletics. Don't force them to run too much competition.
Etiquette is the fine tunning of education Nadine Daher
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.
I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!
There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.
We're doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That's what it is to be alive. It's pretty dense kids who haven't figured that out by the time they're ten.. Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard and be misinformed.
No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.