Quotes on kids

   Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.    

Ilona Andrews

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Rodney Dangerfield

My wife's not too smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. she said, all kids smell that way.

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Senator John Kerry

There can never be any excuse for sacrificing our childrens futures to keep corporate tax loopholes and tax giveaways to millionaires. If we cant put our children first, who can we put first? If we cant put our kids first, what does it say about our nation?

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Felix Sabates

<br/>Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you?<br/>A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'

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Mary Chapin Carpenter

Every sleepy boy and girl in every bed around the world ~~ Can hear the stars up in the sky whispering a lullaby

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Senator John Kerry

The best way to create a genuine responsibility era -- a genuine commitment to families and to the values they reflect -- is to begin with those to whom we owe the greatest responsibility -- those whom we most value -- our kids. Let's not just talk about it -- let's put kids first.

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Arthur Lydiard

Encourage kids to enjoy running and play in athletics. Don't force them to run too much competition.

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Etiquette is the fine tunning of education Nadine Daher

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Scott Dikkers

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

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Andy Rooney

We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins.

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Roald Dahl

I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.

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Jarod Kintz

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.

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Jarod Kintz

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China!

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Criss Jami

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.

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Kurt Vonnegut

We're doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That's what it is to be alive. It's pretty dense kids who haven't figured that out by the time they're ten.... Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard and be misinformed.

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Dick Gregory

No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.

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Tom Giaquinto

Every night I tell my children all of the things that I love about them. I tell them how proud I am of their accomplishments and how much better our lives have been since they were born. I hope they will always realize how much they are loved and valued. I feel so blessed that they are in my life.

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Stephen King

stop now before i kill youa word to the wise from your friendPENNYWISE

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Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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George Carlin

If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.

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Eoin Colfer

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

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Ilona Andrews

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.

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Jim Butcher

Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.

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Bill Watterson

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

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J.E. Fison

I made a deal with sharks. I don't swim near them and they don't play cricket.

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C. JoyBell C.

I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow them to do things for themselves, allow them to be strong, allow them to experience life on their own terms, allow them to take the subway...let them be better people, let them believe more in themselves.

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