A strange lady giving an address in Zurich wrote him [Shaw] a proposal, thus: `You have the greatest brain in the world, and I have the most beautiful body; so we ought to produce the most perfect child.' Shaw asked: `What if the child inherits my body and your brains?'
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Lady you berefit me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in my veins, And there is such confusion in my powers.
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All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store.. With a pricing gun.. She said, Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store.
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I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the sense of being welldressed gives a feeling of inward tranquillity which religion is powerless to bestow.
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. You know a cow was murdered for that jacket'? She sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too!
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An Edwardian lady in full dress was a wonder to behold, and her preparations for viewing were awesome.
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The university's characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who said, I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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Jive Lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med side.
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A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.' The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the turtle standing on' 'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the little old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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Slater Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
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Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it.
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The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky... The new president and his first lady.
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You may search my time-worn face, You'll find a merry eye that twinkles I am NOT an old lady Just a little girl with wrinkles.
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In conclusion, there is a marvelous anecdote from the occasion of Russell's ninetieth birthday that best serves to summarize his attitude toward God and religion. A London lady sat next to him at this party, and over the soup she suggested to him that he was not only the world's most famous atheist but, by this time, very probably the world's oldest atheist. 'What will you do, Bertie, if it turns out you're wrong' she asked. 'I mean, what ifuhwhen the time comes, you should meet Him What will you say' Russell was delighted with the question. His birght, birdlike eyes grew even brighter as he contempalated this possible future dialogue, and then he pointed a finger upward and cried, 'Why, I should say, 'God, you gave us insufficient evidence.' '
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The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her husband.
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'
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Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings.
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The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.
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ABeing powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
Accuracy is to a newspaper what virtue is to a lady, but a newspaper can always print a retraction.
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Saturday Night Live was fun, really really fun. The changing lady was so quick, she almost tore my arm off after the opening monolouge.
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I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their First Lady to look like a million dollars.
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