Look at the Justice Department, it's full of Jews.. The lawyers in government are damn Jews.
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Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.
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A great many college graduates come here thinking of lawyers as social engineers arguing the great Constitutional issues.
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Litigation A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
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The way to find the real boss is to find out who hires the lawyers
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Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time to share one of my favorite children's classics, it's called: How the Grinch Stole the Election. And ah--I'd like to read it to you now, shall we?<br/><br/>Every Jew down in Jew-vile liked elections a lot,<br/>But the Grinch who lived over in Austin did not.<br/>I know they'll be voting for Gore, he was thinking,<br/>By Wednesday--the latest--I'll be back to my drinking.<br/>Election Day came and the voting was close,<br/>At one point the Grinch even started to boast,<br/>'It's the Grinch by a nose!' all the newsmen exclaimed,<br/>Even Dan Rather who was clearly insane.<br/>But was he the winner, hey not so fast--<br/>Al Gore called him up and said, Grinch, kiss my ass!<br/>The race was too tight to say who was elected,<br/>The Grinch was so stressed his face got infected.<br/>All eyes turned to Jewville to sort out the mess,<br/>But Hyman and Hershel and dear old Aunt Bess,<br/>Were too senile to vote for the one that they liked,<br/>They poked the wrong hole and joined the Third Reich.<br/>The Jews down in Jewville took to the streets,<br/>To complain about fraud, not to mention the heat.<br/>The Grinch said something that couldn't be gosher,<br/>'This election my friends, is perfectly kosher.'<br/>Then a judge ruled each vote should be counted by hand,<br/>The Grinch said, 'That's not what my brother Jeb had planned.'<br/>His lawyers filed motions and junctions and writs,<br/>Demanding that Gore and the Jews call it quits.<br/>But just when the Grinch thought the deal had gone through,<br/>He met Cindy Lou Lipshitz, age 92.<br/>'Why?' she cried, 'Did you steal our election?'<br/>The Grinch just laughed and gave her a lethal injection.<br/>They say the Grinch's ego grew 3 sizes that day,<br/>Unfortunately his brain went the opposite way.<br/>So here's a lesson for now and for later,<br/>Dont blame me-- I voted for Nader!
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Doctors still retain a high degree of public confidence because they are perceived as healers. Should lawyers not be healers? Healers, not warriors? Healers, not procurers? Healers, not hired guns?
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Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it
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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
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Fond of doctors, little health, Fond of lawyers, little wealth
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Where there are too many policemen, there is no liberty. Where there are too many soldiers, there is no peace. Where there are too many lawyers, there is no justice.
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Lawyers (are) operators of the toll bridge across which anyone in search of justice has to pass
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Lawyers as a group are no more dedicated to justice or public service than a private public utility is dedicated to giving light.
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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
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No other profession is subject to the public contempt and derision that sometimes befalls lawyers. The bitter fruit of public incomprehension of the law itself and its dynamics.
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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
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I consider women who are authors, lawyers and politicians are monsters
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Fools and obstinate men make rich lawyers
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Our wrangling lawyers are so litigious and busy here on earth, that I think they will plead their clients' cases hereafter, some of them in hell
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I know you lawyers can, with ease, twist words and meanings as you please
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Young lawyers attend the courts not because they have business there but because they have no business anywhere else
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They have no lawyers among them for they consider them as a sort of people whose profession it is to disguise matters
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Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
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