For Satan finds some mischief still For idle hands to do.
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.
The shrewd guess, the fertile hypothesis, the courageous leap to a tentative conclusion these are the most valuable coins of the thinker at work. But in most schools guessing is heavily penalized and is associated somehow with laziness.
Tradition is laziness.
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness; no laziness; no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
So much attention is paid to the aggressive sins, such as violence and cruelty and greed with all their tragic effects, that too little attention is paid to the passive sins, such as apathy and laziness, which in the long run can have a more devastating effect.
Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add er. I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing it.
There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking.
A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he starts out, have condemned himself to second-rate thoughts, and to second-rate friends
How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'.
Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.
You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might send a ball rolling through it!
The sleeping fox catches no poultry.
Laziness is the mother of efficiency
The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest.
Sloth and Silence are a Fool's Virtues