Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
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The eidolons started pounding on the door. 'Who is it?' Leo called. 'Valdez!''Valdez who?
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A ruby-encrusted orb popped its top and helicopter blades unfolded. Leo was glad Buford the table wasn't here-he would've fallen in love.
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Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.
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You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.
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Aphros nodded, a glint of pride in his eyes. We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a famous mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!Oh, sure, Leo said. Likeum, the Little Mermaid?Aphros frowned. Who? No! Like Triton, Glaucus, Weissmuller, and Bill!Oh. Leo had no idea who any of those people were. You trained Bill? Impressive.
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Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies.. Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.
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