Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.
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You shall go with me, newly married bride, And gaze upon a merrier multitude. White armed Nuala, Aengus of the Birds, Feachra of the hurtling form, and himWho is the ruler of the Western Host, Finvara, and their Land of Heart's Desire. Where beauty has no ebb, decay no flood, But joy is wisdom, time an endless song.
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.
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I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.
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I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.
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The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
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A kiss To a young girl, faith to a married woman, hope to an old maid, charity.
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Frank Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling.. What what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not
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Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children now I have six children and no theories.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips. Yet she won't drink from my glass!
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Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
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Never get married in the morning you never know who you might meet that night.
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I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
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I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
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