Bite me, Goth princess, Shane called from the back. Not literally or anything. Maybe you should say that to Michael. Not funny, Eve, Michael said. Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. Little bit, she said.
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Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne
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You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.
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Welcome to Morganville. You'll never want to leave. And even if you do.. Well, you can't. Sorry about that.
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Oliver: Fear is the natural state of anything that dies.
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Eve: She told me last!Shane: Boyfriend!Michael: Landlord!Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!
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Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice?Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies.
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I love arguing with you, Claire. You always surprise me. And occasionally, you evenmake sense.
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Now play, make-believe dead girl
Hannah: What's your plan?Claire: Go get himHannah: Honey, that is not a plan. That's what we in the military call an objective.
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Michael: 'Hey, remember when I almost didn't let you into the house that first day you came?'Claire: 'Yep'Michael: 'Well, I was dead wrong. Maybe I never said that out loud before, but I mean it, Claire. All that's happened since.. We wouldn't have made it. Not me, not Shane, not Eve. Not without you.'Claire: 'It's not me. It's not! It's us, that's all. We're just better together. We.. Take care of each other.'Shane: 'Stop vamping up my girl, man. She needs coffee.'Michael: 'Don't we all. Vamping up your girl? Dude. That's low.'Shane: 'Digging for China. Come on.
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If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.
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Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with adisability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning issue. I am not confident.
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Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt
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Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.
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Please. I am the queen of careful. Also, princess of punk fabulousness.
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Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown!
Jeez, Claire. If I didn't love you, you'd scare me.
Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.
Mirnin: Where's Shreve?
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She looked back to see Sam standing there at the edge of the strip of sunlight inside Common Grounds, staring after her with an expression on his face like he'd lost his best- his only friend.
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Michael might have become a vampire, but watching him stand outside in the night air, breathing in his freedom Claire thought that was as human as it could get.
Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive.
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Shane lookedpale. Pale and shaken and how predictable was this? Pissed.
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Happy birthday, she said. And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.
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