Quotes on naughty

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel.

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Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

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I still remember her meandering Mississippi kiss. I sipped it like a riverboat captain in the desert. Ah, to be young and naughtily nautical. ?

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good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere

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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

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I asked her to wear something revealing, so she showed up in a prophet's toga.??

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Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.?

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She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

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He liked the girls, liked to hold them around the waist, felt like a man when he did. But as for talking with them, no, no! Then he felt as though he were dealing with another species of human being, in some cases a higher one, in others a lower. He secretly admired the weak, pale, little girl and had picked her to be his wife. That was still the only way he could think of a woman - as a wife. He danced in a very chaste and proper manner, but he heard awful stories about his pals, stories he didn't understand until later. They could dance the waltz backwards around the room in a very indecent way, and they told naughty stories about the girls.

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When women go wrong, men go right after them.

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