We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
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Only for the phony is commercialism-the bending of creativity to common utility-a naughty word. To the truly creative, it is a bridge to the great audience, a means of sharing rather than debasing.
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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
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Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
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I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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We had to fire an employee in the radiation department last week. I think we have a disgruntled employee doing naughty things.
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They enjoy the naughty characters.
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I was naughty. I wasn't bad. Bad is hurting people, doing evil. Naughty is not hurting anyone. Naughty is being amusing.
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The shows have to be relevant to the inmates. There has to be something in them that they can play on and show off with. And, the shows are a bit naughty, too.
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I began to realize that perhaps it wasn't just the naughty Southerners who had to free themselves from discrimination.
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I was the naughty kid that the teachers liked. I bullied a kid in the 1st year when I was in the 2nd, who then hit puberty like a plane crash and grew into a gorilla who bullied me when he was in the 4th year and I was in the 5th. That's Karma.
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IF you're out in public, getting tactile can up the anticipation factor no end. Touch your partner's thigh, brush their leg 'accidentally' under the table and whisper naughty suggestions. It may sound cliched, but it really does work.
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She flays with indignation haughty, The passages she thinks are naughty, but reads them carefully so that, she'll know what to be angry at
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It's a situation where someone befriends the child, offer small gifts, maybe confide small secrets, have child do something naughty. What the offender is doing is they're observing this child as they start to increase their isolation, and if it's going well in their mind that's when the opportunity comes up for the child to be abused.
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No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.
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My favorite color on canvas is nudity.?
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If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel.
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The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.
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Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.
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I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
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I still remember her meandering Mississippi kiss. I sipped it like a riverboat captain in the desert. Ah, to be young and naughtily nautical.?
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
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