We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
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Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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My favorite color on canvas is nudity.?
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If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel.
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The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.
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Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.
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I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
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I still remember her meandering Mississippi kiss. I sipped it like a riverboat captain in the desert. Ah, to be young and naughtily nautical.?
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
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Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere
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The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs.
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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