It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.
Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.
You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on.
Impressionism is the newspaper of the soul.
Editor a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
We live in the midst of alarms; anxiety beclouds the future; we expect some new disaster with each newspaper we read.
Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself.
I read no newspaper now but Ritchie's, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for they contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
There was a time when the reader of an unexciting newspaper would remark, 'How dull is the world today' Nowadays he says, 'What a dull newspaper'
Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations, suggestions, that I keep dreaming I am roasting in Hell, and the mailman is the devil eternally yelling at me, showering me with more bundles of letters at my head because I have not answered the old ones.
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
The first duty of a newspaper is to be accurate. If it be accurate, it follows that it is fair.
Accuracy is to a newspaper what virtue is to a lady, but a newspaper can always print a retraction.
There is no such thing as national advertising. All advertising is local and personal. It's one man or woman reading one newspaper in the kitchen or watching TV in the den.
The advertisements in a newspaper are more full knowledge in respect to what is going on in a state or community than the editorial columns are.
The most truthful part of a newspaper is the advertisements
New York is a city of conversations overheard, of people at the next restaurant table (micrometers away) checking your watch, of people reading the stories in your newspaper on the subway train.
The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey!
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