I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs.
If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants!
From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not.
Plaid shirts and striped pants rarely make a positive fashion statement. The Paperclip helper from Microsoft Word Documents!
Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on.-Annik Marchand
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
Originality is putting its pants on while orthodoxy is ready to deliver.