Often paraphrased as: Always be a little kinder than necessary.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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I never minded the random scribblings of other readers, found them interesting in fact. It is a truth universally acknowledged that people write the darndest things in the margins of their books.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.
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What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell.
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Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.
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Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.
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What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.
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So many things to see, people to do.
All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.
I get mail; therefore I am.
When a man plans, a woman laughs.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.
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Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that one only comes up with clever, cutting remarks long after the other party is happily slumbering away.
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We have seen the best minds of our generation destroyed by boredom at poetry readings.
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There is no God and we are his prophets.
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Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error.
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The Battle of Normandy was won on the beaches of Dieppe
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I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am.
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You could know a man not by what his friends said about him, but by how he treated his servants.
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I came, I saw, I concurred..
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Excess makes the heart grow fonder..
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