When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.
I meet my maker(s) each night for dinner.I call them 'my parents'. AY
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
The young always have the same problem how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
Some believe all that parents, tutors, and kindred believe. They take their principles by inheritance, and defend them as they would their estates, because they are born heirs to them.
Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort to teach them good manners.
Parents can only advise their children or point them in the right direction. Ultimately people shape their own characters.
Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the glory of parenthood, just as the grandeur of the trees is lost when raking leaves.
The parent who gets down on the floor to play with a child on Christmas Day is usually doing a most remarkable thing something seldom repeated during the rest of the year. These are, after all, busy parents committed to their work or their success in t
We all lose our parents, kid Lord Albrecht, Silver Fang
Deathmask! They played at my parents anniversary. Mike Nelson
Human parents don't love their children as Cardassians do. Madred
Trusting your parents can be hazardous to your health. Calvin
Must go home and kill parents. Mike Nelson
Ladies and gentlemen, the parents of the Beatles! Tom Servo
Obscure joke, talk to your parents. Dot Warner
Pushy parents can drive you nuts Greta
Bother, said Pooh, as his parents turned up at the rave
Catpain, Ambassador Sarek and his wife ARE my parents.
Bother, said Pooh, when his parents confiscated the modem
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the last half by our children.