I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.
I do not have any pets. We travel too much.
My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan.
The interesting thing about being a mother is that everyone wants pets, but no one but me cleans the kitty litter.
I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.
Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.
We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.
Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.
I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.
We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.