It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.
I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.
I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.
Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive.
The first week of this month was International Cat Week, and as the cat is, above all animals, the writer's pet, I suppose I should have written something about it. But I do not care about weeks, and every week is a cat week with me.
On a couple of occasions I've shocked myself. Pet Sematery was appalling when it first came out on to the page.
Speaking of ways, pet, by the way, there is such a thing as a tesseract.
Belinda lived in a little white house, With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse, And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon, And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon.
Pet ownership is an absolutely abysmal situation brought about by human manipulation.