Anybody who hates children and pets can't be all bad. H. L. Mencken
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If the pets die don't replace them, I'll know! Lisa Simpson
Are all your pets called Eric?
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
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I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, Beverly Hills 90210' and Models Inc.' At that time, I had pet rats I was raising and I always named all the baby rats after the characters in the shows.
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
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The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
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I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master's premises with clothes on, but was easily quieted by a naked thief
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like having a little pet for your face.
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that are gods.
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Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.
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I said hello to the poodle.
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