Quotes on pets

I wish outer space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket beds with my name on it.

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Anybody who hates children and pets can't be all bad. H. L. Mencken

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I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

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I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, Beverly Hills 90210' and Models Inc.' At that time, I had pet rats I was raising and I always named all the baby rats after the characters in the shows.

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The problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long.

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

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I have heard of a dog that barked at every stranger who approached his master's premises with clothes on, but was easily quieted by a naked thief

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Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that are gods.

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I said hello to the poodle.

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Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.

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when I am feelinglowall i have to do iswatch my catsand mycouragereturns

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You know what I like most about people? Pets.?

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We get a lot of calls where the person is murdered at home, but is not found for a period of time. And so the animals have already started to take the body apart because they haven't been fed in that period. So your evidence is being chewed up by the family pet.I tell you - Dogs are more loyal than cats. Cats will wait only a certain period of time and they'll start chewing on you. Dogs will wait a day or two before they just can't take the starving anymore. So, keep that in mind when choosing a pet. You know how a cat just stares at you, maybe at the top of the TV, from across the room? That's because they're watching to see if you're gonna stop breathing.

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